My sister had a gut feeling I was from the Alphabet Mafia since I was 6. I feel severely attacked. She phrased it "I always knew you were a little weird when you were a kid. You looked at girls like if they were food when you were 7. I knew it the whole time." I am now scared of everyone in a social work major.
(Shakira on a computer. [TL: Nice fact my King, nice fact my King, but I didn't ask])